Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Beer beast

A person that drinks copious amount of beer and then goes about their business.

You're a real, Beer beast, that's what you do !!

by olry urabus January 25, 2015

titties & beer

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

by footballturtle95 June 1, 2014

Beer

Beer is also known as teddybear. Unlikely by his name, he is the most uncaring and unloveble person. He is known for his joint-rolling talent. As some people might know, you should never fuck with a Beer. Because before you know, there are six Beers standing in front of you. Beers mostly come in packs.

O watch out there is an unloveble beer over there. Run before its too late.
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!

by Rapunzel13 November 22, 2021

madison elle beer

the most gorgeous girlie in the world and has the kindest soul.

me- " i love madison elle beer so much she's beautiful" random bitches on the internet- "shes full of plastic shes so fake omg" like no tf

by tyler durden mb March 31, 2025

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021

Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.

Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!

by homit March 13, 2021