Apple

•The most lucky thing on this earth

•Properly used between Ben Hardy and Joe Mazzelo’s mouths

“I wish I could be that apple”
“They’re really craving for that apple, aren’t they”

by realfanofthis November 22, 2018

candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016

apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

korean apple

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

by redalpaca April 18, 2014

Apple

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…

“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”

by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022

Apple

You know what a fucking apple is you dipshit.

I just ate an apple.

by The Amazing Karnak September 29, 2022

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019