he is a nice person and you can go talk to him about anythig. he is the funnest person you will ever meet.
he can be a slut. he is gay and likes dick and is going to be the best pole dancer and he like older women. he is a black nigger.
he can be a slut. he is gay and likes dick and is going to be the best pole dancer and he like older women. he is a black nigger.
his name is tom
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WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
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Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
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John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
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