your days are numbered

Indicates you don't have many days left to live, you will die soon. Often associated with a threat of some kind.

bouncer: beat it loser
loser: your days are numbered mofo

by vice dogg May 20, 2004

Piss in your pocket

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.

Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!

by Robby101 October 19, 2006

jump your bones

to have sexual intercourse

"god, you make me wanna jump your bones"

"wow, i'd jump her/his bones"

by Johnboy53 January 14, 2008

your taxdollars at work

useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.

Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.

by Ricky Roma January 16, 2004

freak your bean

to have your mind blown by some extraordinary fact or something incredibly wonderful, scary, ridiculous, etc.

My daddy told me to watch this movie that was supposed to be really scary. He said it would "freak your bean, little girl."

by daddys gurl September 22, 2006

chill your dick

calm down.

Susan: "yo man! im suuuuper excited to get this shirt."
Jim: "chill your dick, its not that great."

by andrei3500 December 18, 2008

Your mom gay

Your mom gay no u

Your mom gay is a saying that a human says to destroy another humans life

by Pussydestoyer690 May 21, 2018