cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018

Schools of War

A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth

Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple

by Xx_ChrisPrattFanGirl_xX October 13, 2019

Star Wars

A coOkY cRAzY spAcE adventure with memorable characters and lines that are so recognisable, even the sound of a character breathing can be recognised by non Star Wars fans

Guy with Asthma: Fuck I lost my puffer, *wheeze* *cough* someone call an ambulance
55 Year old Neckbeard who hasn't seen the sun in years: Whoa dude! Thats an amazing Darth Vader impression bro, have you seen The Star Wars Saga before?!?

by SubparPŒtis April 17, 2022

Console wars

Saying one console is better than the other.

Person 1: xbox is better
Person 2: no PlayStation is better
Person 3: stop doing console wars

by Consolewarsaretrash90 September 10, 2021

corporate war

The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.

Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*

by el socio October 13, 2018

war mate

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend

Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)

by BrokenShower July 11, 2019

Infinity discord war period

From June to the end of july, all users must constantly participate in "beefing" with each other.

Kolex: move the user troopers away from vc 1 and into vc 2 its an "infinity discord war period"

by Pasodyeoum June 27, 2023