university sorting

This is the process where universities are arranged in groups depending on the courses they have to offer, school fee amount and other differentiating factors.

His father used the University sorting to find the perfect school for him

by Chinwe uzoma February 17, 2023

Object Universe

Object Characters in Brain Nourishment.
EX. Nerding

object universe interaction
nerding: erm actually I love thenosastra
bookey: creamy Fart

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Universal Pollution (UP)

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.

Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).

by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 11, 2018

Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.

Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.

by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024

University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

by Scottish Society May 14, 2018

Atilim University

Atilim University (AU), It is an education center, with high quality standards. The university is located in Turkey’s capital city, Ankara. The main campus is based in Incek County, which is really high above sea level, thus the weather conditions are different compared to other universities in Ankara.

The main two problems the university have,

1- Parking problem is highly hazardous. It can cause high stress, pain and depression.
2- Preparatory Education Building and its teachers are really complexing.

So this university has its pros and cons:

Pros;

-Fancy education.
-Quality professors most of them seen overseas and very open-minded challenging quality teachers.
-The weather conditions make you feel like a superhero.
-Great tennis team
-Rich library
-Private School

Cons:
-Parking is a massive problem

-Aggressive education system, High grades are rare, and really hard to get. So if you have 2.5 GPA, damn bro great job.

-Vast majority is only going to university to hunt Atilim University’s lady students.

-Too fancy girls, unnecessarily confident guys are common.

However, the school highly recommended and good. Atilim is well known by its quality education. But students are never happy and problematic.

I graduated from Atilim University.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Syrian universe

A small Syrian child who is innocent, kind and often the victim of the US military under the joe biden administration.

A syrian child with magical abilities.

A joke from leftist twitter.

Warcrimes have been committed by the United states.

"Can joe please stop bombing syria, think about Syrian universe?"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021