by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024
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Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!
by Uriel David January 5, 2025
Get the Unc-tea mug.When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort, and “clocky” means that shit abt to come out… clocky tea…
“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”
“Yes, omg!”
*then they beat each other up*
“Yes, omg!”
*then they beat each other up*
by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025
Get the clocky tea mug.When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.
“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”
“Okkkk, divaaaa”
*Then they all explode and die*
“Okkkk, divaaaa”
*Then they all explode and die*
by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025
Get the clocky tea mug.“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person
Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal”
Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”
Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”
Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”
Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”
by Heathertowey January 8, 2025
Get the Clocked her tea mug.Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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