A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
by Sitbear October 6, 2023
 Get the Stealth Straightmug.
Get the Stealth Straightmug. Jamaican expression meaning telling the real truth without tact, embellishment or consideration for the other person;s feelings. Also a pseudonym for rough anal sex. or for drinking liquor without additives.
by NanaZ December 16, 2013
 Get the raw straight upmug.
Get the raw straight upmug. In pipe organ construction: An organ with no unified or borrowed ranks - all stops have their own rank
The choir organ by Aristide Cavaille-Coll is straight. The gallery organ by Wicks, however, is a unit organ with 70 stops coming from 15 ranks.
by LeGrandOrgue2008 April 12, 2022
 Get the Straightmug.
Get the Straightmug. by zealasquigs December 27, 2022
 Get the The straightsmug.
Get the The straightsmug. Bad. Bad. Bad. No homo=No life.
Straights are dumb asf bc they want straight pride and a straight pride flag? sorry wtf
Straights are dumb asf bc they want straight pride and a straight pride flag? sorry wtf
by morehomobro April 16, 2020
 Get the Straightmug.
Get the Straightmug. The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020
 Get the That is so straightmug.
Get the That is so straightmug. 1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
by TopFrag December 29, 2018
 Get the straight cut dickheadmug.
Get the straight cut dickheadmug.