by Raheim September 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?
by urmumhascorona May 3, 2020
Get the SIMP-recruitermug. Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.
Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023
Get the SIMPmug. Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
Get the simpmug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 20, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. A person usually male; who is desperate to please their girlfriend/ female friend. This can be seen in form of cuddling, doing tasks, long talks and or buying gifts.
by yeeter789:) September 7, 2021
Get the SIMPmug. The saay simp cult is an association claiming for saay's world domination. This cult follows the saaytion a religion that worships a fashion icon and vocals queen aka saay . Join the saay simp cult for clear skin and long lasting happy life . In conclusion STAN SAAY AND JOIN THE CULT
by Saay cult May 10, 2020
Get the Saay simp cultmug.