california hot roll

Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!

Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there

Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick

Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite

by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017

Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on

"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."

by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021

tennessee tossie roll

The act of anal penetration when the male is flaccid. While the female is excrementing

Jhon was too drunk to get hard so his only choice was to give Lucy a Tennessee tossie roll.

by Black biscuits November 22, 2015

Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.

Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.

by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020

Hot Cinnamon Roll

When you bake a fresh batch of cinnamon rolls, throw away the icing, cum on them, and have your partner eat them.

I gave my wife a Hot Cinnamon Roll last night! It was so hot!

by T_do_it May 13, 2021

rolling fuck bale

Used to describe the excitement and/or anxiety of iterative "fuck!" moments, as if being chased downhill by a rolling bale of hay.

Travis & Andy showed up at the party, so of course it turned into a rolling fuck bale.

by RollingFuckBale February 13, 2022

Tremonte Tootsie-roll

A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.

Bobby drank too much and suffered through to the Tremonte Tootsie-roll.

by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019