Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.

A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.

by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022

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Lilac Plushed

A different type of rickroll where someone posts a spoiler image with a name like "waluigi fan art" or "new leaked pokemon" but instead its the plush of the main protagonist of the indie game "freedom planet"

Oh no i just got lilac plushed

by LordCremez September 19, 2022

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Weighted plush

is a plush that’s weighted n stuff

help im at a thing where i can make a weighted plush and my social anxiety is skyrocketing

by Antonimator September 27, 2022

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Button Pusher

Mainly composed of lazy civil servants, specifically those that avoids face to face contact with clients and coworkers, one who likes pushing buttons and or enters orders and relies slave workers or low payed personal.

Dr Lazy is just a button pusher, because he ordered a new medication and did see or tell the patient about the medicine.

by 15chiefs to one Indian March 30, 2023

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