chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

Straight People

People who keep humanity alive and reproduce and have actual flavor in love

LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"

by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025

International Throw Petite People Day

6th of June is International Throw Petite People Day, for people who don't like to be called short and thus uneligible for Throw Short People Day on October 21st

Since I you're petite and not short, i'll throw you around on International Throw Petite People Day on June 6th instead

by jeremiahdoe April 15, 2025

Black people

They might be the people with the best personalities on earth. They'll either be funny, a great listener, or both. (Dry conversations NEVER happen around a black person)

Hispanic Person: "You see that Black Person over there?"

White Person: "Well, yeah..."

Hispanic Person: "She's so hilarious, and she always listens to what I have to say. I love Black People"

White Person: "I'm like that too."

Hispanic Person: "Yeah okay.."

White Person: "N-"

by HOWYALLDOIN May 1, 2023

I hate mma people

I hate mma people

I hate mma people

by Real Alberto July 2, 2022

Why do people hate?

Because you're not beyond contempt collectively or individually.

Hym "Why do people hate? Because you're not impossible to hate and the reason are legion."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2024

Normal People

An abstract class of people made up by those who are favored by social hierarchies to justify their position in said hierarchies and make the oppression they benefit from seem natural and morally correct.

"Stop saying cis, you can just say normal people."
"Shut the fuck up, straggot."

by Sninck November 16, 2023