Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 02, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

james michael shaffer

The name James michael Shaffer is a very strong name. It means wisdom knowledge strength. He walks tall and always as a leader. One who knows when to lead and follow.

You could be like a James michael shaffer

by Shaffer44 December 19, 2017

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Michael Robinette

He’s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. He’s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.

I think I fell head over heels for a Michael Robinette.

by February 20, 2024

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Michael Clifford

an amazing guitarist and vocalist who loves ollie an awful lot <3

“michael clifford. that’s the tweet”

by emptywalletsmgc March 24, 2021