A guy who seems sweet and nice on the outside. But on the inside he knows what he wants. Be careful with these guys. They will do anything without your consent.
Michael is my boyfriend
by funlovingfish8 May 22, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. 
A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted
by olajide olajide November 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.
Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
by Raccald trump May 29, 2019
Get the michael raccsonmug. michael ponce is not your typical michael. the last name means he has a horse cock. michael is a strong caring person with a funny but triggering personality. losing michael once will lose him forever
by psyyychadelicks April 30, 2022
Get the michael poncemug. by BigDickJMan June 15, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023
Get the Michael Maymug.