Maris

She is a beautiful girl with a pure heart. She care's very much about the people that are close to her and would do almost anything for them. She has soft, flowing hair that shines like gold in the sun. Her eyes glimmer like freshly polished diamonds and own's the sweetest smile. She will keep your secrets and be there for you even through your darkest times. She can be an angel and she can be your worst nightmare. She's a goddess in human form. You must be careful tho. She has feelings that are easily hurt, but she'll never show it till she bursts into tears and breaks down. If you know a Marisa, take care of her. There's no one that can replace her and when she leaves you'll be ripping your heart out.

Maris is a beauty

by Lyfoftheparty November 22, 2021

Mary Wesley

Mary Wesley is a name of a unique girl. All the guys crush on her because of her great personality! She is tough and strong and is one of the popular kids! She is never shy, even around new people!! Mary Wesley’s tend to have many brothers that she will hang out with a lot. This makes her very sporty and competitive . Sometimes a Mary Wesley can get herself into a lot of trouble, especially over social media when she gossips about people at school and teachers. She is very popular and will always have more followers than all if not most of her friends, so she tends to bring up her insta a lot! Everybody loves a Mary Wesley so if you happen to know one, make sure to treasure her!

Person one: Dang I wish i had classes with Mary Wesley, we never get to talk
Person two: trust me, just try talking to her. She will carry on the conversation even if she doesn’t know who you are

by hannah montana banana latino May 7, 2019

poter marie

My Gf

My gf didn't give me baas , such a poter Marie

by Zyre March 13, 2022

Bloody Mary

adjective.

The art of having sex with an intoxicated girl while she is on her period

1, Dude did you hear about Aadi last night?
2, Yeah man didn't he Bloody Mary that girl?

by Bullcutbaby September 11, 2014

Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)

Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao

by goobersnooner April 19, 2024

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011