I wanna be friends with maried.
by Mngo November 22, 2021
Get the mariedmug. She is a beautiful girl that all the girls want to be friends with and all the boys want to be with. She is a little awkward and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is tons of fun. She is crazy and might act like she’s on crack, but you’ll love her anyway. She talks to almost millions of guys on snap but you can’t blame her, they all want her. She’s very insecure at times but you just need to be there for her. She is very feisty and you don’t want to get in a fight with her. She is small but scary. If you meet a Mary you are lucky they are the best type of people out there. She is beautiful but looks like a weasel most of the time, at night or early in the morning she looks like a naked mole rat, but you’ll love her anyways. Her laugh is easy to make fun of (she wheezes) but it is so contagious. Mary is an amazing friend so keep her close because there is no one out there like her.
by Loserwithnofriends12 January 1, 2021
Get the Marymug. The worst contribution made by the Star Trek fandom to the popular zeitgeist, oh yeah sure, we thought we were hot shit, but then the fuckin' assholes in that right wing "CuLtUrE wAr" grift decided to steal it just like they probably stole a bunch of peoples' money for their shit fanfilms which have so little substance, but I digress.
High I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such Urban Dictionary definitions as, Soaking: A Mormon's wild weekend and Elon Musk: The Dumb-man's Tony Stark, I'm here to tell you on behalf of the Star Trek fandom, "We're sorry we invented the term Mary Sue"
by Big, Big, Martian September 15, 2024
Get the Mary Suemug. Let's put it like this, having a Mary in your life is one of the most inspiring things you'll ever experience. The first meet is and will on going be a memorable day. She is quite the person, a person who invites you to coffee, one who is creative in art, learns daily, and one who loves things planned out accordingly. She may not check up on you like a usual friend does but that's because she's one of the most empathetic people that you'll ever meet. She doesn't just have empathy, she's also caring, loving, humbling, honest, understanding, outgoing, and probably any other kind word you can think of. I'd say she's more than just a friend, somebody worth being there for; at any moment. She makes you smile but doesn't just make you smile, she makes you happy when you're around her. She knows that not all days are always a needed invitation from the ones we love, just wait, be patient and see what happens by taking each day, day by day. She doesn't get angry with people, nor gives up on people but does let you know in a kindly manner if you can do a small favor for her and afterwards when you've done that small favor, she does say thank you of course. Nevertheless, she is always loved by many. Once you've gotten to know her, it's not because of what's on the outside but of what's on the inside; someone who is pure-hearted. The purest of the pure, like picking a rare fruit from the ground that fell from a fruit tree.
by Aceincognito27 November 23, 2021
Get the Marymug. Mary is a fatneek
by Ilike 2d boys November 12, 2020
Get the Marymug. by goobersnooner April 19, 2024
Get the Crushed marymug.