When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 5, 2014
Get the St. Mary's Cradlemug. Have you seen Mari Cruz all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
by zgzfbhgdm,kgj.-k October 17, 2022
Get the Mari Cruzmug. A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
Get the Anal Virgin Marymug. Maries a hardworking girl .is very emotional she trust easily but loses trust easily .maries a sweet girl who doesn't like when she's taken granted for .she cherishes people in her life and never wants to lose them .she likes making new friends. She's a pretty girl whose proud of her beauty .she loves nature and animals .having a maries in your life is the beat thing that could happen to you
Get yourself a maries
by Mayyyrabell August 18, 2018
Get the mariesmug. Mary is the most loving and sweet girl in the world. Whilst sometimes she may come across as quiet, once you really know her, you’ll wish you’d have always known her. She sticks beside you no matter what and loves you more than anything, no matter who you are.
by TaterTotter88 July 28, 2025
Get the Marymug. You‘ll never meet anyone like her. She's a really strong girl and she's doing her absolute best to deal with any problems she's facing and would never give up no matter how hard. She makes you want to try your best to deal with your problems too. She might not realize it but she's helped you a lot and I don't know how I'll ever repay her. (She’s also a kick-ass ninja)
by D622 March 23, 2024
Get the Mary Reillymug. 