Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich

Make me my sandwich dammit or your fired

by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019

personality make-up

The person you pretend to be so that people will like you, you have friends, you can hold down a job and people want to date you.

Going on a date tonight - better put my personality make-up on so she actually fancies me.

by AdLibera January 23, 2021

practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.

-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".

by J○LT March 20, 2018

Make it shitty

This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.

Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.

ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"

by Make it shitty February 12, 2025

Make an ass of himself

behave in a way that makes one look foolish or stupid.

"he is stewed and about to make an ass of himself"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Make like two

A pre-phrase to a stated verb (action) most commonly affiliated between two close acquaintances.

-“YO D. O. DOUBLE G! THEY COMIN’!! WE NEED’A MAKE LIKE TWO AND SPLIT!!”
-“Hey baby, let’s make like two do, and get it ooooonnnn(;”
-“ I'm stuck on you
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Stuck like glue
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Let’s make like two
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue” -sugarland

by Mrpappagiorgio November 27, 2021

bread making

Wetting one's adult diaper by partially dropping excrements.

As suggested in a Japanese dictionary: "The underpants are, as pants for care, made of material dissolvable in water, that is thick toilet paper, for example, so the pants are wetted by excrements of a person receiving care to be partially dropped"

I've lost control of my bowels and am therefore now a pro at bread making.

by thebreadmaker November 3, 2013