call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

call install

When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.

I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

Call-Free

A word used for when you don't have to use a phone, or call someone.

If they offer a call-free solution, it would be useful to know for future reference.

by Steminator December 7, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013