David

That one big chungus that likes to steal all the luck from other people. He is very handsome and likes to play with furry animals and kids (no homo, pedo). He wins 9000 euro then 10 mins after he will gamble it all away for an fornite anime skin.

Who is that guy?

Oh thats david...

You mean that guy who gambles money?

yes...

oh....

by Jóžef May 5, 2022

David

Listens to K-pop 24/7, K-pop idol simp and looks like a sunflower 🌻

Who is that guy?

Oh that must be a david, he’s listening to Kpop at a Taylor Swift concert.

by k!w! May 5, 2022

David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022

David

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.

Bart: Look that simp David

by BJTEUCSUJGUHKPPKUTV September 14, 2022

David Marin

Don't do anything weird or he will be disappointed in you

You see what you did. You disappointed david marin

by Pig_benis1 September 14, 2022

David

King of hotrails

David was the king of hotrails

by Ssandy September 16, 2022

David

To leave for a long period of time.

Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later

by Negative-#9801 September 19, 2022