a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig September 23, 2011
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Get the Chris mug.chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!
molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
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A really hot tall black guy no infact a man who everyone looks up too Chris is a person who can make ur hun drop down on her knees by just entering the room and letting out his sexy giggle watch out for those Chris gents yoh their also very talented and gifted especially when it comes to his shlong and brain. He's also known as the vamp king danko
Tendo : Dawg i wish my sons name was Chris then I would be winning in life.
Bacardi: yoh nigga you not wrong this is why our wife's don't love us an cheat on us :(
Bacardi: yoh nigga you not wrong this is why our wife's don't love us an cheat on us :(
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Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Using Noun:
Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!
Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.
Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.
Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!
Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.
Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.
by It`sChrisPhillips!! December 9, 2011
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