Crack-en

A giant squid who deals the good stuff in the Mariana Trench

Go see Uncle Crack-en

by TheGodOfTheDrPhil September 17, 2019

The Crack Man

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.

Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.

by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023

crack

to “crack” someone is to have consensual sex with a person typically referring to a one night stand.

you said you’ve been talking to stephanie? dude i hate to tell you this but brian cracked her last week

by lilbootyjuice July 21, 2025

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

Crack

The act of hitting someone’s jaw with a clenched fist

Hamoudi from Granville: Whats wrong cuz?
Moey DW: I’m about to crack this cunt
Hamoudi from Granville: Why do you wanna crack him cuz?
Moey DW: Cuz he keeps giving me dirties like I know the bloke or something
Hamoudi from Granville: Alright cuz let’s crack him together

by this_is_how_we_do August 27, 2021

Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.

Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.

by Siejsnms August 23, 2019