American history

American history is the history of America (USA) and dates from the signing of the Declaration of Independence to present day.

Mia studied American history and learned much about the country she lived in.

by Just_america June 19, 2023

American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.

Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy

by Pshaum October 30, 2025

American football

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

Massacre, the New American Dream

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream
Fed lies since the day I was conceived
A bastard son, a rebel, now look at me
Went from homeless to your TV screen
How's this for the American dream?
Feed pills to society
Give you a gun, and now there's a killing spree
I've given up on America's racist agenda
I'm fucked up from prescriptions and antidepressants
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
In every church, school, and synagogue
Virginia to Littleton, when will it stop?
Turn on the TV, a nightmare or dream?
On every station massacres all I see
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
Giving your people some weapons
(Massacre)
Giving your people some weapons
of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
(I've had enough) of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
All you killers on your killing sprees
A massacre's the new American dream
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream, dream
A massacre, the new American dream

by WorseThanHitler March 2, 2025

American Roulette

A game depicted by the act of one player cutting a whole through an apple and putting it over the shaft of their penis. The other player will be blindfolded and take a big bite out of the apple hoping not to damage the penis.

Hey (name), want to play American Roulette? My life is in need of some exhilaration!

by vaginal36 March 23, 2024

south american summer

Where a bunch of people smoke pot and get hammered then go streaking and pulling pranks on people

James and his friends gathered to participate in a South American summer

by BrickBurgundy November 8, 2013

American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".

Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."

by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022