dad

someone you fuck every night

fuck me harder, daddy

by ur_daddy April 20, 2018

dad pussy

A term used in a work-in-progress Animan Studios animation which just like their others, is just animated gay porn.

The clip in question is of a white boy performing anal sex on an older gentleman, whom while being fucked, asks for any more people to "service his dad pussy". Since they did it in their yard, 2 men watch from the fence.

"Any more of you horny fellas need to service my dad pussy? It's warm and it's wet, and it's waiting for you."

by DrShamrock May 2, 2023

Dad

Me

I am your dad you fucking bitch

by Your Missing Dad July 19, 2022

Dad Coin

A valuable minted coin made from pure dad ashes

Dude did you bring the dad coins?
Alright here's your weed

by TreyOutwoman April 8, 2013

bestfriends dad

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.

bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

dad

A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back

My dad is in florida

by went to get milk December 1, 2022