Bitch tits

A male that has boobs the size of watermelons. They are called bitch tits because this male is probably a little bitch.

After Andy and Chris kept feeding each other cupcakes they both developed bitch tits. Now they feast on the cock-meat-sandwich, and occasionaly they like a good titty fuck.

by theycallmeballsdeep March 21, 2009

Popcorn Tits

A saying when someone has forgotten something important to do and it pops into their head randomly

Bob: "Dude its late and im starving lets go get some food dude."

Frank: "Ok sounds good What time is it? *looks at the time* AWWW! POPCORN TITS! I forgot to take grandma outta the bath tub!"

by Geekedyourmama August 11, 2009

slim tits

Breasts that look slammed into two vertical lines but extrude much in the way of normal breasts. Often occurs in spring.

Gee, what a slim-titted bitch.

by Niok Chang April 18, 2004

bitch-tits

a squawking female with nice breasts

damn my girl has bitch-tits!

by brad therrien August 14, 2006

Tits Benedict

An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.

Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!

Billy: Really?

Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.

Billy: Whoa

by DocEllis May 30, 2011

tit rifle

General wasters of time, idiots

That tit rifle made a right pigs ear of it

by CUNTE55A August 21, 2017

Cleft tit

When one's tit is larger than the other. Also known as "sloppy tit" or "awkward jugs" "breastfeeding boobies"

"Hey Eric lift your shirt and show the cleft tit.

"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.

"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."

by Swaggy C da Realest October 8, 2017