rule my face

To rock. Be awesome.

Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!

by Sisco Kid June 26, 2008

Mosh Rules

1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.

2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD.

3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check.
3a. Or the in-between band house music.

4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps.

5. No two-stepping during a circle pit.

6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.

7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone.

8. No girls. Duh.


thats all i can think of.
got more? leave a comment.
they gotta be foreal.

Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!

Kid 2: :(

by mannnnnnnnncomeon December 9, 2008

Mob Rule

Mob Rule: a far-right phrase describing an electoral system where the president is chosen based on a majority of voters wanting them to be president.

“You want to abolish the electoral college? That would lead to mob rule, which I’m TOTALLY in favor of when it comes to electing senators, mayors, representatives, city council members, dog catchers, judges, district attorneys, PTA heads, and literally every other position. But not the presidency for some reason.”

by WadatahMyDamie June 6, 2019

Rule 43

If it exists, there is an iceberg chart of it. If not, start making one.

"
What the hell is Rule 43?

by absolutefuckingloser December 11, 2022

rule 34

are you kidding? how do you not know what rule 34 is? have you been living in a fucking cave for the past 10 years you caveman?

why dont you google rule 34?

by epic_gamer_69 March 19, 2019

27 minute rule

You can take up to 27 minutes to pee after sex to avoid a yeast infection/other infectious things.

Dude, 27 minute rule it will still works.

by tittiesbebanging February 13, 2010

Rule number one

Don't let loon in your poon!

"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda

by Megstalean July 23, 2016