turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

brain

Sponge like tissue that is connected to the nervous system that sends sensations through the body, they're responsible for the 5 senses: taste, touch, smell, sight, hearing.

The way he feels is right if it's one of the senses listed above that's telling his brain.

by YelaSyr August 4, 2020

brain

Something you do not have.

Guy One: Whats a brain?
Guy Two: Something you dont have.

by i hate ixl April 14, 2023

brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

by Han Sweston December 12, 2015

Fish brain

For the fish named people whos brain acts like a goldish when it comes to memory or general listening.

Brodie you got that fish brain going on right now

by ThePlatformerAU December 26, 2023

Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.

"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."

by The_sp00k January 11, 2022

flame over brain

when you passionately crush on someone at times when they're ugly because you know you love that person unconditionally. in this case, your heart beats your mind.

When I first saw that picture of her, her ugliness scared the hell outta me, but minutes later, I found myself crushing hard on it 'cause I realize I still like her a lot. I guess I got my flame over brain!!

by Dreamerbae01 January 16, 2016