The ugly toe of a girl that just went down on you. You proceed to bang her and she sticks her mangy feet in your mouth and says, don't look away that's just my toe cookie banging your mouth.
by DJ BROD May 06, 2023
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
Pumpkin spice cookie
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
An exciting yellow cookie
by Zupper01 December 15, 2016
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012
1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.
2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
by rw3arm November 06, 2017