Cock Sock

Another name for a condom.

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."

by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018

Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.

Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!

by Brewha December 31, 2009

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Socking

Socking - also known as ‘sopping’ . When your over 35 and Friday nights are now staying at home with your cat cuz ya lived life too young & left with social anxiety & nothing entertains you anymore so you go home put your favourite socks on over your shoes and use as a new trend for 2 in one ‘mop & sock dry cleaning ‘and think your an absolute G and dance around your living room music blaring whilst you mop and ‘sop’

It’s the new cleaning trend everyone’s talking about .. that leaves your floor super clean &dry all in one with one simple attachment to add to your standard mop … this method involves applying your sock over your shoe to dry the freshly mopped floor at same time as your clean in one simple attachment to your standard mop..

Dave ‘yo dude you coming out to Zoe’s bar to get bare messy later ‘?
Alex ‘ na mate can’t tonight I’m busy socking tonight ‘
‘Dave’dude wtf was wrong you- thought you were done with wll those weird freak off/ sex parties shinanigans ?’

Alex ‘ no dude , I’m not socking anyone tonight man I’m just socking my floor with my cat innit ‘

Dave ‘ what ‘
Alex’ ya know when you out your sock o

by GangsterzWife November 7, 2025

Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson

A few weeks ago, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was accidentally reducing my trailer van into mere atoms with a tree branch. In panic, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was blaming the act on my cat because I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, an individual individually pursuing the individual goal of individually assisting individuals in achieving individuality named Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was wishing to avoid hurting my reputation. Soon, my cat was in jail and being investigated by the CIA. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was concerned for my cat and wondering if he (named Michael) would be alright, because, as it turns out, my cat Michael is a rare type of cat that is actually a human. Michael’s last name is Scott. Yes, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was owning the man from popular comedy show “The Office”, as the show was deeply tied to my childhood (specifically the part of my childhood where I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, had yet to be born) on a superficial level. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was relatively certain that my cat was going to be deported to a third-world Central American country and was being imprisoned there, perhaps being forced to do labor (unpaid). I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was worried about losing my unpaid laborer to different unpaid labor, and I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was panicking and fearful for my cat’s safety.

I, Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson, am going to hit you with my tree branch. You’re welcome!

by Bob B. Bobberton December 10, 2025

Work Sock

An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.

Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".

by buck naked23 April 30, 2011