by Brewha December 31, 2009

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

by Wildo91 July 17, 2024

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*
by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025
