tennessee tossie roll

The act of anal penetration when the male is flaccid. While the female is excrementing

Jhon was too drunk to get hard so his only choice was to give Lucy a Tennessee tossie roll.

by Black biscuits November 22, 2015

pennsylvania pizza roll

During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.

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by Jay 2 the 4Skin March 11, 2016

Tremonte Tootsie-roll

A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.

Bobby drank too much and suffered through to the Tremonte Tootsie-roll.

by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019

Rolling a moldy one

Used when you get a really bad trip from smoking a blunt

Man 1: Dude I don't feel too well after that blunt
Man 2:Oh bro were you rolling a moldy one?

by Has anyone seen my son Nemo February 27, 2019

Japanese Cinnamon Roll

The result of Bukkake.

We shot a bukkake scene with little Mai Ping, we turned that bitch into a Japanese Cinnamon Roll!

by 63mikeisgreat02 August 16, 2019

Tennessee Pizza Roll

The act of shating on raw pizza dough and forming it into the shape of pizza rolls, and feeding it to your "loved" one. Of course after cooking it properly.

"Damn Jackie, those were some good Tennessee pizza rolls!!"

by Juan dick balls September 21, 2019

Husker Slow Roll

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

by KickflipsMafia October 14, 2019