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Dolt porn

When the management at your company is so inept that the only way to describe them is to call them dolts. Dolt porn, is when they do all the textbook activities to run a company and no matter what they do they still run it poorly this would include mentoring, leadership, sounding smart about frameworks and strategies, and horrible useless methods to get things accomplished.
Here we are, going through the crap and watching the dolt porn of leadership make mistakes with shoddy decision-making.
by ProSlag June 4, 2025
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big gay porn games

games featuring porn that are big and gay
P1: you wanna play some big gay porn games
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you
by splatic May 4, 2024
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Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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Pop-porn

Eating popcorn while watching porn because your lonely and have nothing elserious better to do
I'm so lonely and have no boyfriend let's just pop-porn this day );
by FISHBUCKET May 20, 2017
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Porn

Hello, Hello. Porn: When a women and a man have sex.
Sex: Where you put a guys private part in a womans private part.
Private part: The part on your body, like a d!ck.
“Ahhh…. Daddy! Harder
This is porn”
“Oh”
by May from tt gia October 10, 2021
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Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.
Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!
by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019
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Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023
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