flaming penis

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!

OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....

by Bobby leche March 3, 2016

Penis Toucher

Someone who touches and/or has sex with multiple penises within a short period of time.

"So how many guys have you been with this week, Gabi?"

"3 lol.... wait 4..... maybe 5"
"Oh hunni you're a penis toucher"

by Mio L Van December 8, 2018

Penis karaoke

A version of karaoke where one random word per line is substituted with the word "penis." E.g. "Like a penis, touched for the very first time"; "Sargeant Peppers Lonely Penis..." Cf. Erik Hannerz 2016.

"Like a penis, touched for the very first time.." Let's play Penis Karaoke!

by Siouxsie_Suse July 9, 2017

Turkish-Penis

Another name for Camel Light cigarettes. Term is derived from the Turkish Domestic Blend on the label and the cigarettes oddly similar shape to a middle eastern mans groin.

- "What's that smell?"
- "I just smoked a turkish-penis"

by Bounty_Hunter007 August 17, 2017

Sriracha Penis

Putting Sriracha on your friend’s dick. Then when he wakes up, don’t say anything.

Sriracha on a dick, sriracha on a stick. Sriracha penis!

by Jake 🅱️Aul June 23, 2019

Peni Slop

It's stir fry mixed with 3 cups of cum

Mom can I make Peni Slop tonight for dinner.

by Jaden Akanda July 21, 2019

Penis-Charmer

A man or woman who can stir up a penis very well. It is like a snake charmer. They can make you hard, soft, inside out, or whatever they want it. They can even help you grow a penis, or make a penis fall off. I have a friends and he enlarged my dick, and added other penises to it, so now I am a sex god.

That penis-charmer made me so hard and twisted my dick.

by L6ckyy April 15, 2019