by Henry1968 May 17, 2023

An Emo Bangs Kid is those kids who cut their hair short and get bangs but always push their bangs off to the side/part them so they don't look like they have bangs and then once their 'bangs' have grown out to be like around the length of the rest of their hair they push their bangs to their face so you can't see their eyes.
Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....
The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids
Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)
I rate them a solid 96/10
"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid
Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....
The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids
Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)
I rate them a solid 96/10
"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid
by Yo-Wtf October 20, 2022

Islamist terrorists have a theory that if they blow up innocent kids and women, they will go to heaven, where girls with big titties awaits them
Arab scientists Omar and Muhammad conducted an experiment in a largest city mall to prove the big bang theory
by Captan Taxmagido May 8, 2024

For the people that don't like the big hand job explanation, how could anybody know that the Big bang is fact? No humans were alive more than a few million years ago they say, to verify that there was any Big bang, so it seems like speculation rather than fact.
Not everybody is going to like a joking explanation of something, even the Big bang, but that doesn't mean people shouldnt question it.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

Oh no! It's Pelly Bang
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!
by Pelly Bang May 12, 2023

by SeedXero November 2, 2013

by Bang a bitch day March 11, 2021
