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post-nut shame test 

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
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Aqua nut 

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.
Aqua nut by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

liquid nut 

All the substance embodied by the incredibly full, round flavor of the nuttiest seed. The flavor explosion that overwhelms your mouth, encompasses your tongue and sticks to all that it touches. Especially enjoyed by my dog.
Madison, did you prefer my crunchy or creamy liquid nut better?
liquid nut by P3NTH0US3 September 13, 2019

post-nut delusion 

(n.) a feeling of dizziness, lightheaded-ness and disorientation after an orgasm and can happen to both genders
After she climaxed, she had post-nut delusion. She barely remembered anything after she woke up.

blasting a nut 

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.
Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude
"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"
Accidental gay nut by idiotperson February 28, 2017