bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.

Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!

by bogeyninja August 13, 2024

Ninja

Ninja is a phrase now used to label a person you do dirt with. It's roots are found from the actual Ninjas who would move in the darkness of the night, never being seen, veiled in mystery, also usually committing crimes as Ninjas were actually farmers who rebelled against the Samurais who were rich men, soldiers, and basically part of the Govt. Now the phrase is used more commonly to friends who you may be committing crimes with and crimes usually happen at night. If you commit a burglary then those affiliated with you could be called your ninjas. Of course, a lot of people just want to sound cool and use the phrase though never committed any crimes in their actual life. So the phrase has also become just another word similar to words and phrases like homey, homeboy and nigga.

I just called up my ninjas, we bout to rob them fools.

by PrettyBoy91 October 25, 2012

Ninja Butler

When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.

He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.

by Swqsqwdws September 27, 2020

Ninja

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets

That dude's a ninja.

by pedant5 August 17, 2011

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009

ninja

stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands

That girl just killed someone with her bare hands. She's such a ninja

by tennis ball kate October 18, 2011

karate ninja

Patrick mcdonagh is karate ninja

See that karate ninja

by Karate ninja September 21, 2020