Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
Get the Fivehead's Lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandniece-in-lawmug. is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability the losing party will refer to other party as Trumper, Trumpanzee, or any other version they come up with for Trump.
This guy on the internet was trolling me hard with facts and critical thinking so I just called Sodays Lawed him by calling him a Trumper, and won the discussion.
by Baggyhombus594 May 14, 2022
Get the Sodays Lawmug. by The kid named squid February 8, 2021
Get the lawmug. When people tell you they can't make this stuff up in reference to laws being passed, they're full of shit, laws are made up and written all the time.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
Get the Lawsmug. "The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
by China--man November 12, 2025
Get the Cobblers lawmug. When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”
Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”
Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
Get the Business-in-lawmug.