jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.

Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.

by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025

CEHoe Hair

acronym for Chief Executive officer hair, One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class.

Oh man Eric has a wicked case of CEhoe hair! Its bigger than Don Kings!

by Ceojoe March 3, 2009

belty hair

When your belly hair gets stuck in your belt buckle.

Ouch, my belty hair!

by Belty Hair November 25, 2022

A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.

"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."

by MarilynMM December 24, 2007

Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025

Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."

by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018