Dead Fishing

the act of being in an intoxicated state and wanting to find a dead fish to put in a hated one's yard to stink it up

Erin: "Hey Jen, I'm drunk and I really want to get revenge on Tyler for cheating on me."

Jen: "We should go dead fishing!"

Erin: "You're right! We should! If we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find."

by Tangled23 October 26, 2011

fetus fishing

to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

by R<A<D October 20, 2008

Dead Fishing

Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.

To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.

by Eagle ridge chair lift June 3, 2012

STALE FISH

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...

Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...

by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006

fish eyes

when a guy, wearing tight fitting pants, displays the shape of his balls or overall genitalia. male version of a camel toe

did you see that guy dressed up as batman with the fish eyes?

by jesse gee July 20, 2008

blubber fish

ariel therobe and yoavs word. no one else can use it. u can be a blubber fish, or do blubber things.

im vewy vewy blubber sad. yo that blubber comment was madd fuckedd upp yo!!

by crazy nig ariel December 2, 2004

self fish

to be greedy, only thinking of yourself

Eating all the food? that was self fish.

by Basiq Mr.Nonchalant May 3, 2009