anesthetic use disorder

A disorder in which one can become addicted to anesthetics most commonly local anesthetics

Anesthetic use disorder

by 459395 August 18, 2024

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.

by Tayden XD August 21, 2024

Big Woman Personality Disorder

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.

What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.

by davus0000 August 23, 2024

Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).

“That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”

by Mongolian505 December 29, 2024

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.

Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.

by NewPOV January 22, 2025

white supremacy disorder

A belief system that white people are superior to other races and should dominate them socially, politically, and economically. Justifies colonialism, slavery, and other forms of oppression.

The Atlantic slave trade, European colonial labor, Jim Crow laws in the United States, Apartheid in South Africa, and White Australia policies.

Examples of racist delusions:
-Fantasizing violence against people of different cultures
-Having recurring fears of minorities
-Paranoia toward non-English speakers
-Perceiving minorities as unclean, criminal, or less than human
-Feeling persecuted by minorities

Trump has white supremacy disorder

by Liz_from_ATL_GA February 17, 2025