Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On October 21st you must kiss your crush!

You:hey can i kiss you
Crush:why
You:it’s national kiss your crush day
Crush:okay
*kisses*

by looloo348 October 20, 2020

Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

National ask your crush out day

On November 11th it’s National ask your crush out day, it’s okay if they reject you

National ask your crush out day is today! Will you go out with me?

by 8907 November 10, 2020

National ask your crush out day

On November 11th it’s National ask your crush out day

National ask your crush out day is today! Will you go out with me?

by 8907 November 10, 2020

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.

Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Dxsy November 15, 2020