Big cream

When you cream in a girl with your fat ass dick that goes sideways after getting fucked so hard

You my girl gave me a big cream last night

by Big dooty December 21, 2021

ice cream stick

It all goes melty when faced with hookers/Strippers.

Simon was in Vegas and it was looking good until the ice cream stick incident.

by FinanceFluffer June 26, 2016

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Memphis Cream Pie

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.

Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!

by chowderboi1911 May 8, 2023

De-cream

American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"

Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?

by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024

Jungle Cream

When someone with a rather harry pubic region also has a large amount of male ejaculate in the same region.

Ah man I just jungle creamed myself!

by JingleBellCock November 19, 2020