Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.

"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ August 25, 2008

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 04, 2017

Crack Head

Usually when someone is mad at you and there have anger issues

Bro why would you do that you are and l mans and a "Crack Head".

by dallasigw December 05, 2022

Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?

Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head over there

Precious: eAt mY wEineR hold up diD U eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

Crack head

Christopher

Christopher is a crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019