Riley Browning

A dude in my 4th period who is extremely hot and i want to posess his children, I am a man but we can work something out

Riley Browning: Hey Chase
Chad: My Names Chad
Riley: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH I'M WAY HOTTER THAN YOU
Chad: You're probably right
Riley: Probably?, You actually retarded
Chad: OK

by C.Ervin7 November 22, 2019

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

Brown new

When a white person asks differently because they've finally made a black or brown friend. Replacement for "Brand new".

"Girl, that white boy is acting Brown new because he finally made some black friends".

by Osensei March 16, 2023

brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

Brown SLup

When you’re doing anal, and it feels like she’s super wet, but you turn the lights on and she shit on your dick.

The Brown SLup sounds bad but I’d you let it ride, you won’t be sorry

by SLup Slut May 30, 2021