Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

beat

bushed
exhausted
frazzled
(plumb) tuckered out
knackered
worn out

I've been working all day and I'm about beat.

by rihojo April 22, 2015

National Beat a furry day

On November 27th, you can beat a furry without any consequences and without retaliation from the furry.

They must allow you to beat them up with any item you would like.

- By PloxVR

I can't wait for November 27th, because you can beat a furry without consequence!

National beat a furry day means you can beat up a furry without consequence or being arrested.

by PloxVR Youtube November 13, 2023

beat pink

The color a woman's vagina becomes after having some really good intercourse for an extended period of time.

That pussy was beat pink after fucking it for 4hrs straight!

by TNA Mama July 14, 2016

Beat

A fucking raucous hit of a smoking device.

Luke to a raucous beat off my chillum and blew chunks on his girlfriend's tits. what a fagspar.

by Dankesthours182 October 5, 2010

On beat

Used to describe something that is just right, cool, perfect, or trendy. Similar to dope.

That’s on beat. Those pants are on beat. That sandwich was on beat.

by guccigangandrea May 22, 2020

Beating

what you do to women

im Beating women yeeaaaa!!!!!

by lolfuunyguy799 July 21, 2022