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zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"
by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024
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Ontarion Brain Pop

When a man nuts in a girl's mouth while tickling her but he plugs her nose so the nut goes into her brain
I gave that old bitch an Ontarion Brain Pop
by jafiddle fuckalot April 4, 2023
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Brain-poser

It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."

"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
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Phish Brain

When someone who listens to Phish has become so brain dead that all they can think about are the Phish lyrics that knocked 80 points off their IQ. These people also do not know how to dress and rarely shower or groom themselves.
I can tell by the dumb look and blank stare at that that dude has Phish brain. There’s nothing going on up there.
by HappyCamper919 June 20, 2024
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Edging for the brain

When a music artist does that thing when the music stops for a second and starts again and it sounds nice
His music has a lot of edging for the brain
by Tsovoa April 27, 2024
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Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.
Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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Brainful

Adjective. Causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

Also noun. An object or experience causing pain or discomfort to the brain.
"that exam was brainful..."

"Jamie gave me a right brainful last night; he just would not stop talking"
by Aconymous June 10, 2023
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