laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

1C2R-in-law

1- First-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed.

My 1C2R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.

"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."

by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014

first co-cousin-aunt-in-law

The daughter-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's sister.
2. The brother of one's parent-in-law.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.
Ex:
Player 1: I’m going to fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW

by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021

Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.

"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.

by Pankakezz March 11, 2020