Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

Cousin walk

When cousins go on a walk together at a family event, usually to smoke or vape

We went on a cousin walk at Christmas, and came back so high that everyone noticed immediately!

by Mr.gloompy December 27, 2023

walk you like a dog

beating someone up

she gonna walk you like a dog when she finds out you cheated on her

by dtbleah January 15, 2024

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident strut

Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking

by Beygl January 4, 2021

Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.

Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*

by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

The Walking Energy

It's the energy required to move a mass through the speed of light.It represents the magnitude of energy required to continuously accelerate an object, overcome the increase in relativistic mass, and counteract the infinite energy requirement near the speed of light

Based on our current understanding of physics, scientists believe that achieving "The Walking Energy" is impossible

by John , Valentine October 8, 2023