mad sharter

Someone who sharts way to fucking much. You see shit stains all over his / her underwear. The person has tire tracks galore. They also generally smell really fucking bad

If your grandpa has Alzheimer's and defecates in some depends underwear, then he is in fact a mad sharter

by hoodgenius July 8, 2011

mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!

Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!

by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020

Boot mad

Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.

Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.

We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.

by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016

Mad

Mad is a social and political identity for people who have been labeled as "mentally ill" or as having "mental health issues."

Tara identifies as a mad queer woman.

by MVm\M September 13, 2021

Mad Ranch

When ordering food in a drive through and instead of risking only recieving two ranch by stating, "I would like a lot of ranch" you would state that you want Mad ranch in order to recive 3 ranch packets or more.

Customer : I would also like it super sized
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog

by Labuzaid July 28, 2011

Mad Geeked

2 meanings:
1: Incredibly Excited
2. Incredibly High

Person 1: Im mad geeked man
Person 2: Im so fucking mad geeked man

by anonymous January 14, 2025

Mad Red Brick

When it's 'Mad Red Brick' outside people are referring to a lot of building work in the vicinity. Red brick dust in the air will make things Mad Red Brick. You'll have to go out with a mask on or you'll be coughing Mad Red Brick.

Geez Dweeble - it's mad red brick out today - I could have built a house with my boogers.

by VunderFull January 7, 2014