chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
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giving tea

it's giving tea means that the thing referred to is gossip worthy... like it's giving tea cuz IT WILL give tea
the left dudes happy trail was giving tea like move
by xenomorphgirl February 06, 2022
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Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.
"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"
by Purple_Krusher420 May 07, 2024
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forbidden iced tea

Chew tobacco spit in a iced tea bottle
Man my girlfriend is all pissed off at me now. She drank the forbidden iced tea from my spit bottle
by Jdbdbsuzh April 24, 2023
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Boston Tea Party

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!
by Metalbish February 07, 2022
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Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.
Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.
by DrDemonic February 12, 2011
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Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).
I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.
by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019
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