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migration time

migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.
Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.
by scottoff November 7, 2007
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J Time

1. Time to go ham
2. Time to juul in the bathroom
Kid: Its j time
Other kid: Lemme hit just one I swear Lemme hit your juul just one hit
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Guy: Dissin my girl? It's j time.
by LiberalDestroyer007 January 5, 2019
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Aiden Time

When you tell a joke you think is really funny but no one laughs.
Aiden: Look Among Us!!!
Everyone else: Ha…
Jason: Well looks like it’s Aiden Time
by JackPavlick December 17, 2021
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courtesy time

the appropriate time and privacy needed to go number two.
Hey, perhaps I could meet you in the lobby, I need some courtesy time.
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PU, you stink, why don't I turn up the music & light a match...you seem to need some courtesy time.
by Effin Jane December 28, 2008
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Time Out

(1) When a child is punished for some sort of misbehavior and forced to spend time sitting by themselves (usually in quiet and without any sort of video games/TV/entertainment).

(2) (Less commonly) Baltimore slang for cops/law enforcement. For example, drug dealers in Baltimore will shout out "time out" when they see a police car nearby so as to alert other dealers and customers of the police presence.
*Several drugs dealers are hanging out on a street corner selling scramble and ready (Baltimore slang for highly cut heroin and crack). They're about to make a sale to a customer, when suddenly, a police car pulls up to the nearest intersection

Drug dealer 1: What'chyu say you need?
Customer: Lemme get two fives of the ready.

Drug dealer 1: "Time Out, yo! Time out!"
Drug dealer 2: A'right yo, I got'chyu. It's hot though, for real. Come with me around the corner. . .
Customer: Alright.
by saetia95 April 23, 2018
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One time

Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.
Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lōc!
by Mobrelated April 7, 2021
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Time Rape

Being forced into doing something that you have no interest or motivation to do.

Time rape only occurs when the activity being forced upon you is excessively long.
I can't go to the party, I'm being time raped at my mother in laws this afternoon.
by Elegant Mess April 18, 2018
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